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[Mar. 3rd, 2005|04:03 am]
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Name: Ollie
Age: 24
Gender: Male

5 Fav Movies:
1. The Green Mile
2. Blade Runner (director's cut)
3. Dawn Of The Dead
4. Scum (the original banned version)
5. Evil Dead 2

5 Fav Bands/Solo Artists/Musicals:
1. Devin Townsend (SYL/Ocean Machine/Physicist)
2. Slayer
3. Emperor
4. Iron Maiden
5. Weird Al Yankovic 

5 Fav TV Shows:
1. Futurama
2. Alan Partridge
3. Phoenix Nights
4. Little Britain
5. The League Of Gentlemen

5 Fav Celebrities:
1. Tarja from Nightwish (because I'm a perv)
2. Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil (ditto)
3. Henry Rollins (not because I'm a perv, but I do like tattoos just not particularly on men)
4. Steve Coogan
5. Matt Lucas & David Walliams

5 Fav Books:
1. The Lord Of The Rings (the whole job lot)
2. Anything by Stephen King
3.
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5.

**Bonus**
5 Fav Broadway Productions (anykind):
1. Jerry Springer - The Musical
2. The Rocky Horror Picture SHow
3.
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5.

Where do you want to be in 10 years?: Sat upon my thone, ruling the empty headed masses with a rod of iron.
What do you want to do before you die?: Be the only living male left alive on Earth, then die from a crushed pelvis through excess of Snoo Snoo.
What do you want to be rememebered for? See above ^ ^ ^
Have you ever loved and then been hurt?: I love Ginsters Ham & Cheese pasties, and they don't half hurt if you eat them straight out of the microwave, the filling gets hotter than the sun.


*Why are you worthy of dorkylosers?* Because at this precise moment in time it's now 3:45am. Everyone else in the whole world is asleep except for me. I'm a bitter and twisted person with a bitter and twisted world view. Why am I like this? Through my experiences at school and in the workplace. Let's face it, most people in the world are shallow self absorbed idiots who value the designer labels on their clothes more than friendship. I say screw them. Life is too short to concern yourself with arseholes. Don't let society tell you what to do and how to be, fashions are a construct of big buisness to take your money, people are only bad if they hurt others, they are not bad if they are gay, bisexual, muslim, black, hispanic or whatever.

That's why I'm a dork, I've never been "popular" a day of my life, because I don't want to compromise myself just to fit in. For more self-righteous ranting courtosy of Moi, have a look at my Journal/Info page. For other cool ranting, go listen to some Henry Rollins spoken word.
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